Friends Of STAR

I wrote about signs of old boys who are no longer young, and an old boy who goes by the nickname 'Remove Kelas' asked me to write the reverse – he said, "Pakpin, boleh tulis pasal old boys who are young at heart!" Being a sporting member of FOS, I am obliging to his request, so please bear with me and pretend that you enjoy reading this! In truth, I know many of you, except Lan Leman, also perasan you are still young lah~! Lan Leman is an exception, he memang still looking young one~!

First of all, I must admit that while typing this I changed the font size to 18 so that I can read. However since I know that the administrator will make sure all fonts are of size 12, so I converted every word to size 12 fonts just before I published this article. My mata sudah rabun, despite the fact I belong to the same category as 'Remove Kelas' - always berjiwa muda.

Secondly, I don't know who remove Kelas is...but I can safely say, he is truly a Starian! Only a true STARIAN (defined as one who joined from remove class) would choose a nick name such as his. I have a sneaky feeling that he is from that particular age group where any self-respecting man would find it hard not having 'it' hard all the time! In other words, he is in his fifties or early sixties! Old boys who are living their true old age hardly leave comments on FOS website anyway, so I would bet my two cents he is from batch 1973 – 1977!

Now let us leave the guessing game behind us and focus on the topic in front of us. How could we or more appropriately our wives tell if we are one of those who are forever young at heart! As Bob Dylan says, "The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind!" The tell tale signs are obvious...

a) He carries an iPod with earphones plugged in, and he moves to the grooves! This type will ask his teen age son or daughter to upload the musics! So you won't find dangdut nor Jefri Din on his iPod.

b) He use shorthands when typing messages on sms, such as "Pin hw r u? Y r u so qte so lng! Rite lah lg on wbsite 2! Ur frnds lk 2 rd wot u rite and lk 4wrd to ur riting!"

Ape ke bende tu bang? Saya tak faham!! So I asked my 17 year old son to decipher and then I undertsood~!

c) He uses hair gel, Cuma berbedzanya, yang berkilat bukan rambut tetapi kulit kepala~! Rambut ada lah lima belas urat...tapi hair gel tetap pakai beb! Ada gaya...Ini memang sah, jiwanya muder belia lagi!!! Para isteri harus waspada jika suami meragam begini !!

d) His list of FB friends are 'orang2' muda belaka! Dan 'orang2' itu ramai perempuan dari lelaki. Lihat senarai FB.

On the other hand, if you don't know what FB is, I can't help you bro! Itu makna nya, sudah sah lah you are not one of those yang berjiwa muda! In which case, the positive side is, your wife has no reason to worry about her husband menghabiskan beras dok kasi makan anak dara atau mak dara orang~!

I run the risk of not satisfying 'Remove Kelas' with my article about the subject. I also run the risk of bro Jimmy deleting this article and not get it published at all. The first risk, I can manage. The second risk, is a test of bro Jimmy's sense of humor! There is a saying made popular by young girls to their boy friends yang tua tetapi berjiwa muda, "Jangan marah bang....nanti kena jual!" I would like to borrow that saying and dedicate to bro Jimmy!